BB: It's Not What You Think

"How could you two be so careless? So stupid?!"

For Rika and Henry, this was not what they had expected. The pair, having been dating for four years, had not expected that someone would have had walked in on them like this at all, but the way it was all unfolding was a surprise.

They had also, strangely enough, not been expecting this kind of response, especially not from who had found them.

"Look..." Rika began, only to be cut off.

"No way, missy! What if you got pregnant from this?! It's... Ugh, I feel sick just thinking about it. I'm not ready for that kind of thing and neither should you two be ready for it!"

The red-haired young woman exchanged a bewildered glance with the young man beside her.

"...Pregnant? From th... what?" Was all Henry could say.

"Yes, pregnant! Don't lie to me, I know what you were up to! I saw everything! And it makes me feel ill and I'll never unsee it but I saw everything!"

Rika almost laughed but held it in.

"Look... Honestly, you're overreacting to this..."

"Overreacting?! Would your mother say that, Rika?! What would she think to find her baby doing that with a boy?"

The pair under verbal attack blinked. It was the male who spoke up.

"Uh... She's seen us doing it before. She thought it was cute... Especially when she walked in on us without warning the first time and we both blushed..."

Their attacker gawped in horror, even as the male was given a not so subtle or gentle punch in the arm for his comment.

"...C....CUTE?! She WATCHED you do that sick thing?!"

Rika sighed.

"Yes. Yes she did. I'll admit my mother is a little weird at times..."

"WEIRD?! She watched you two and thought it was cute! That's not weird that's creepy!"

Henry sighed too.

"Look... What is the big deal here? And don't say pregna..."

"Pregnancy! When boys do that to girls they can get pregnant!"

The two groaned.

"...Suzie, are you twelve or two years old?! Kissing does not make you pregnant! The thing that does is not going to happen until at least we're eighteen and we're fine waiting until we're married!" Rika said.

Suzie blinked.

"...Kissing doesn't do that?"

Rika glared at her boyfriend.

"When does your mother give you guys the talk exactly?"

"Uh... Well, Suzie was the youngest so I guess Mom wanted to preserve her innocence..."

Suzie however had come to a conclusion of horrifying implications.

"...You mean there's something worse than kissing each other you might do?! Eeew!"